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A piece of white trash from the fine state of Maryland. Mootins are well known for their love of Nascar, Budweiser, David Allen Coe, or a nice family dinner at Hooters. Commonly mistaken for rednecks, mootins are a special breed of people.
People tailgating at a Baltimore Ravens game
mootin by Eric Wise March 20, 2005
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mootin' tootin' 

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.
1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"
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Mootin' Cootin' 

Used to describe the effects in the mouth from smoking marijuana. Usually it is a very dry feeling that does not allow you to speak correctly.

AKA- Cotton Mouth
Ay brahhh pass dat whata... I haf mootin' cootin'!!
Mootin' Cootin' by penis420 August 4, 2011

Mooning of Amtrak

The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.
If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.
Mooning of Amtrak by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020
To go for a smoke with a welshman
Spud let's go for a moogin
Moogin by Inspector hector June 23, 2017
A double chin cow who teaches 13 year olds and makes them fail geography
Why is that class always failing geography?
Mootika teaches them of course
mootika by random_gurl_07 February 14, 2020
Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.
"Maybe later I'll go moosin' with the lads after work."
Moosin' by Harry P. March 12, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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