mootin

A piece of white trash from the fine state of Maryland. Mootins are well known for their love of Nascar, Budweiser, David Allen Coe, or a nice family dinner at Hooters. Commonly mistaken for rednecks, mootins are a special breed of people.
by Eric Wise March 21, 2005
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Mootine

Look at Mootine flashing to those 14 year old girls up the courts.
by IgglePigglePoo February 28, 2010
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mootin' tootin'

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.
1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"
by Mark Howell May 05, 2008
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Mootin' Cootin'

Used to describe the effects in the mouth from smoking marijuana. Usually it is a very dry feeling that does not allow you to speak correctly.

AKA- Cotton Mouth
Ay brahhh pass dat whata... I haf mootin' cootin'!!
by penis420 August 04, 2011
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