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A double chin cow who teaches 13 year olds and makes them fail geography
Why is that class always failing geography?
Mootika teaches them of course
mootika by random_gurl_07 February 14, 2020
Words you can keep
a bad ass sexual drunk who loves Yvone sososo much.
Bob: Ey Willy Billy, who's that lanky blonde over there holding the Sex On The Beach??

Bill: Wouldn't you like to know. That's Moonika... She's wiiiild!! She rejected me straight yesterday.. and poured a mojito over my head.. It's hard being a fat lump of lard.
Moonika by blahblahdfyhbb November 3, 2013
NOUN

1.a girl named monika that is obsessed with moose because the way they mate call consists of the sound "moooooooooooo..se"

2. a moose obsessed girl with a stupid face because her face is stupid.

3. balls in your face.

4. keif is a keif

1. oh god, what a moosika.

2. look at that stupid face, what a moosika.

3. ohhhhhh snapppp MOOSIKA

4. keif is a keif, ur a moosika.
moosika by moosikabih November 30, 2006
Absolute monstrosity of a human and acts like an animal
Hey mate your a Mortikai
Mortikai by Boaby Jamal November 11, 2021

Motikaia 

1. A friendly greeting.
2. An expression of excitement.
"Eh, motikaia!!!"

"MOTIKAIA!"
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mooticalla pootialla 

tessammy...we bakk ..full throttle...you know it...we da chicken in da samwich...u see da new menu on dat chiki...we da new beef-tataki...so uhhhhh
we still da chick-fi-lay..yo yo yo...word up

mootivator 

A person who demonstrates greatness or heroism.
One who stands out.
A hero.
Look at that guy, he's a hell of a Mootivator!
God, Mootivators are so sexy!
mootivator by Thottchiance January 13, 2008
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