A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.
Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.
by boomftleah June 24, 2014
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1. A potato

2. A boy who has not hit puberty.

3. A follower of the new wave band Devo. Used almost exclusively among fans
1. Dad: Let's have some spuds for dinner!

2. I have no pubes, I guess that makes me a spud

3 Are you spuds going to the Devo show?
by A spud who cares March 17, 2011
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Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.
"Back in a minute, I am just going to check on Spud and Spud junior"
by Rob. Holton June 07, 2013
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A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.
Did you see Mitchell Johnson bowl in the 2nd Ashes Test at Lords? He's such a spud.
by lovedear July 22, 2009
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A hole in a sock. This is due to the appearance of the foot through that hole being likened to that of a potato. Most noticeable with heavy contrasts of skin colour to sock colour. This may well be a south of Britain colloquial term, but this hasn't been firmly established.
"Why don't you take your shoes off?"

"My socks are covered in spuds."

"I don't think I've got one sock in my drawer that ain't got a spud in it."
by Squid'N'Onion September 30, 2011
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A name for a young guy who can keep a girl's mouth stuffed. Particularly someone with either a really girthy and/or really long dick.
Zack: "Mateo's always a Spud at orgies."
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Mateo: "They call me Spud cause I keep their girls' mouths stuffed."
by bobfilascio December 15, 2018
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