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The belief that a number will always increase over time.
As a moonbro, I deftly approaching the urinal, and dropped my trousers, letting my discarded clothes drape around my ankles. My hairless ass-cheeks shone in the fluorescent light. I throw up, and then cried out to any deity willing to listen. I slipped and fell down, and tried to call my mom for help.
moonbro by AstroGrober October 29, 2022
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Light of the Moon reflecting thru a night rainstorm creates a white~colored rainbow!
I'd sure Love to see that moonbow that I've heard people talking about! How very rare & such a curiosity!
moonbow by Starchylde May 28, 2016
A novice cryptocurrency investor who thinks they will become cartoonishly rich after investing a very small sum on a shitcoin.
"John just bought $25.00 of Safemoon, he's a moonboi, so he thinks he'll have a Lambo next week! Lmao!"
moonboi by omgnow21 May 26, 2021
Laszlo, a stock trader from MMGinvest coined the term, "Moonboy" when referring to over-exuberance and unrealistic beliefs and bias by none professional investors who think their investment value will shoot up in price like a space rocket launch towards the moon. an analogy of an extremely lengthy distance upward into the sky then outer space reaching the moon surface. The "Moonboys" entire investment strategy is based upon convincing themselves and others to join them in their crusade to make their initial investment within an asset class and or security gain popularity in order to gain demand pushing higher valuations so the "Moonboy" can off-load their investment onto new buyers purchasing at much higher prices, as a result, gaining massive profits. This type of behaviour can be a result of greed and or desperation, common symptoms are never-ending conversations of becoming rich quick and or daydreaming about exotic sports cars such as Lamborghini's.

moon the earth's natural satellite that shines by the sun's reflected light, revolves around the earth from west to east in about 29¹/₂ days boy a male child from birth to adulthood
Moonboy- "You need to buy this it will 10x this year alone, just buy the dip, if you don't buy now you will miss out, you don't understand prices will never ever be this low again!"
MoonBoy by HODL November 26, 2019

Moonrocks 

Moonrocks caviar is arguably the strongest form of cannabis on the market. It’s a nugget of marijuana bud dipped in hash oil and kief. Final product carries approximately a 50% THC rating.
Yo, I just smoked these Moonrocks for 420.... I feel like I'm space walking.
Moonrocks by Khid2Dubb November 30, 2016
when you get something hold it in one hand and slap domeone with the object square on the forehead, as your doing it you claim moonbop!.
Damn bitch, your ass just got moonbop'd!
Moonbop by Terry tight top October 11, 2008

Moonroof 

A female with a particularly succulent lower back/gluteus maximus region.
"Look at the moonroof on that bird over there."
Moonroof by Moonroof1 August 12, 2012