Moonrocks caviar is arguably the strongest form of cannabis on the market. It’s a nugget of marijuana bud dipped in hash oil and kief. Final product carries approximately a 50% THC rating.

Crystals of pure, or very nearly pure, MDMA.

A combination of Molly and Amphetamines. Moonrocks are Molly (MDMA) cut with multiple amphetamines to improve the high. Moonrocks usually come in crystal or rock form, and are crushed and snorted. Moonrocks are sold as points, similar to Molly.

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report

A combination of crack and heroin, usually smoked. Usually low quality, black tar heroin. Sometimes crack is crushed and injected with heroin, also a moonrock.

A remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.

An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.