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Seagull monobrow 

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.
Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.
A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
Monobrow by Olaf Peterson October 1, 2004

Monobrogamy 

In bro culture, the structure of an exclusive bromantic relationship between two bros. Most monobrogamous relationships require fundamentally strict adherence to single-bro coupling, though some will experiment with non-monobrogamy and polybromory.
Chad, I was honest from the start that I'm only into monobrogamy. I cannot accept your bromantic relationship with Keith.
Monobrogamy by Squalidly Intakes October 30, 2016

monoboob 

The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.
D00d, that chick's monoboob is outta control! She looks like a boobclops.
monoboob by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005

monobrowed

When a web sites is ragingly prejudiced against all browsers but one.
That site only works in Safari, I hate monobrowed sites!
monobrowed by SuedeStar May 20, 2009

monoprotic 

1. An expression of approval, similar in nature to "sick" or "weak".

2. An acid having only one dissociable proton.
OMG that's sooooooooooo monoprotic.
monoprotic by Machia April 24, 2009