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Seagull monobrow
Seagull monobrow by Enak’s mum June 1, 2015
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Monobrow
A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
Monobrow by Olaf Peterson October 1, 2004
Monobrogamy
In bro culture, the structure of an exclusive bromantic relationship between two bros. Most monobrogamous relationships require fundamentally strict adherence to single-bro coupling, though some will experiment with non-monobrogamy and polybromory.
Chad, I was honest from the start that I'm only into monobrogamy. I cannot accept your bromantic relationship with Keith.
Monobrogamy by Squalidly Intakes October 30, 2016
monoboob
The unfortunate (but often hilarious) result of a busty woman fitting herself into a swimsuit too small for her body. The suit's tight fabric crushes her breasts together, creating a single, enormous boob in the center of her chest.
monoboob by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 23, 2005
monobrowed
monobrowed by SuedeStar May 20, 2009
monoprotic
1. An expression of approval, similar in nature to "sick" or "weak".
2. An acid having only one dissociable proton.
2. An acid having only one dissociable proton.
monoprotic by Machia April 24, 2009
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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