monthuary 

A promotional event or sale, typically lasting for an entire month, whose name is a blend of a descriptive word or phrase and a suffix denoting a month (especially -uary). Often used humorously or for marketing purposes to draw attention to the sale.

Monthuary
* Example: The car dealership held a "Truckuary" sale, offering discounts on trucks throughout the month of February.

* Example: The electronics store ran a "Playoffuary" event, with special pricing on TVs during the playoff season.

monthuary by Si77alinSins January 14, 2025

monthsary 

An important day, very much like an anniversary, but it is celebrated in terms of months, as opposed to anniversaries which are celebrated in terms of years. The only difference is that there are only 11 monthsaries for a certain event, the 12th would already be an anniversary.

If a couple got together on April 18, their monthsary, rather, monthsaries, would be on May 18, June 18, July 18, ..., until March 18 of the following year. Then, The next 18th, which is April, would be logically, their first anniversary.

monthsary by Jazz Casumbal May 24, 2006

mantuary 

1. A place where a man can go to get away from the world, more generally a place where your wife and your mistress are not. It can be a permanent structure such as a special room in the house (commonly a basement)or could be the fishing boat.
2. An area or activity that men congregate to let it all hang out with out being called disgusting. A place where men can freely scratch their balls, burp, fart and use foul language without having to worry about who they will offend.
3. A location where a man can be alone without certain distractions and gather his thoughts.

1. After a 60 hour work week, Geoff decided to retreat to his mantuary. That way he would not have to listen to his wife Elisabeth bitch about the lawn.

mantuary by T Y January 10, 2008

mortuary 

temporary refridgerated storage for the deceased.

The police transported the body to the local mortuary.

mortuary by Inja September 5, 2006

monthsary 

refer to number 2 above.

dis-etymology:

a corruption of anniversary, "anniversarius" latin for "annus" (year) + "versarius" (to go back to or revisit).

disambiguation:

1. "month" in latin is mensis. thus, it should be "mensiversary", or menses for brevity, since anybody who celebrates this thing, more likely than not, is having his/her monthly period.

2. since "month" is named after the moon (luna in spanish), then it is very safe indeed to consider that anyone who celebrates this event is a lunatic.

1. There is no such word as monthsary.
2. Girl: Honey, it's that time of the month again!

Guy: (To himself) Oh crap, just great! I just bought a couple of viagras and now this. I'm going out for a beer.

Girl: What are you talking about? It's our monthsary!

Guy: (has already ran out the door) ...

monthsary by ahmedy February 27, 2009

monthsary 

same as anniversary but celebrated monthly rather than a yearly basis.

rodjun and i are having our 3rd monthsary tomorrow.

monthsary by mykz January 12, 2008

Monthday 

A monthly holiday celebrated by calling off work or ditching school for no good reason on the third Monday of every month. A day to recover from Sunday Funday, too much Football, or a three-day bender. After receiving that second paycheck of the month, with no major bills to be paid, it allows extra time to spend frivolously and act lazily, foolishly, or otherwise irresponsibly.

After watching the Bears-Vikings game on Sunday Night Football at the Mirage Sportsbook bar, Jeremy realized that it was Monthday Weekend, so instead of getting on his plane to go home and get ready for work, he decided to stay in Vegas one more night and get a hooker instead.

Monthday by IonaRIB74 September 9, 2009