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Monthday 

A monthly holiday celebrated by calling off work or ditching school for no good reason on the third Monday of every month. A day to recover from Sunday Funday, too much Football, or a three-day bender. After receiving that second paycheck of the month, with no major bills to be paid, it allows extra time to spend frivolously and act lazily, foolishly, or otherwise irresponsibly.
After watching the Bears-Vikings game on Sunday Night Football at the Mirage Sportsbook bar, Jeremy realized that it was Monthday Weekend, so instead of getting on his plane to go home and get ready for work, he decided to stay in Vegas one more night and get a hooker instead.
Monthday by IonaRIB74 September 9, 2009
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monthayallan

Sucks like hell and appears in The Gay Bride
My name is Innigga Monthayallan. You killed my father, prepare to die
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montday is a celebration or mourning of monte every monday, the best rapper of our time who sadly moved away.
i cant wait for montday
MONTDAY
montday by FreshLilOuOu January 3, 2022
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026