1. A place where a man can go to get away from the world, more generally a place where your wife and your mistress are not. It can be a permanent structure such as a special room in the house (commonly a basement)or could be the fishing boat.
2. An area or activity that men congregate to let it all hang out with out being called disgusting. A place where men can freely scratch their balls, burp, fart and use foul language without having to worry about who they will offend.
3. A location where a man can be alone without certain distractions and gather his thoughts.
2. An area or activity that men congregate to let it all hang out with out being called disgusting. A place where men can freely scratch their balls, burp, fart and use foul language without having to worry about who they will offend.
3. A location where a man can be alone without certain distractions and gather his thoughts.
1. After a 60 hour work week, Geoff decided to retreat to his mantuary. That way he would not have to listen to his wife Elisabeth bitch about the lawn.
by T Y January 10, 2008
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Where men go to release the overwhelming buildup of testosterone throughout the day
Where men go to release the overwhelming buildup of testosterone throughout the day
Alfred, Rachel wants a divorce, to the Mantuary!
My wife tells me I shouldn't drink so much, whenever she starts yelling I retreat to the mantuary, its my little paradise on earth.
My wife tells me I shouldn't drink so much, whenever she starts yelling I retreat to the mantuary, its my little paradise on earth.
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The month of January, whereby men partake in a month long celebration of masculinity with activities enshrining masculinity: Unadulterated violence, booze, meat, and chivalry.
The growing of Facial hair in a full out bearded style, to represent the rejection of aesthetics.
The consumption of meat and/or beer (bonus points for both) with/as every meal.
The masculine duty of protecting women in need.
Partaking/instigating fist fights with those who are deemed combat able. Combatants include: Douche bags, consenting MEN, and Douche bags. No hair pulling, biting, or other feminine behaviours are acceptable.
Other masculine behaviour. All acts must be witnessed by fellow MEN partaking in MANUARY.
Girl: "Why did you get in a fist fight with that greasy guy grinding on every girl in sight?"
MAN: "Because he was a douche and it's MANUARY"
Girl: "Why don't you have some salad?"
MAN: "It's MANUARY"
boy: "By golly! She looks like she'd be easy, and she has cute friends!"
MAN: *Left Hook* "It's MANUARY. Hello ladies, how is your evening?"
The consumption of meat and/or beer (bonus points for both) with/as every meal.
The masculine duty of protecting women in need.
Partaking/instigating fist fights with those who are deemed combat able. Combatants include: Douche bags, consenting MEN, and Douche bags. No hair pulling, biting, or other feminine behaviours are acceptable.
Other masculine behaviour. All acts must be witnessed by fellow MEN partaking in MANUARY.
Girl: "Why did you get in a fist fight with that greasy guy grinding on every girl in sight?"
MAN: "Because he was a douche and it's MANUARY"
Girl: "Why don't you have some salad?"
MAN: "It's MANUARY"
boy: "By golly! She looks like she'd be easy, and she has cute friends!"
MAN: *Left Hook* "It's MANUARY. Hello ladies, how is your evening?"
by The one and only Prole November 2, 2009
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by sweetjdubs June 19, 2010
Get the Manctuary mug.During the month of January, men who grow out their facial hair. Exact reasons for this are unknown, yet theories have arose as it being in response to the high stress nature of the holiday season, thereby men resorting to mantastic facial hair to compensate for seeing their in-laws.
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Get the mantary mug.During the month of January, a select group of individuals on social media outlets celebrate men's body positivity as part of the feminist movement. This controversial month is disliked by some feminists who prefer feminism to be for women, but is adored by others. A current issue, manuary is going to continue.
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