monkeyterd 

Jackass, idiot, n00b. A complete idiot.

monkeyterd by BlackCobra September 13, 2003

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

Monkeyed off my goose by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

monkeytron 

Stupid illiterate bitch that sucks and swallows

That monkeytron sure is a hoe.

monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

Monkeybird 

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.

"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"

Monkeybird by Johnsonville May 2, 2005