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Monkeyhead 

Monkeyhead (Muhng-kee-hed)
-noun
To be either:
a. Daniel
----OR----
b. -A face that looks like a monkey
-Has skin like monkey
Daniel is a monkeyhead.
Look at that black monkeyhead.
Monkeyhead by TheCumbackKids January 28, 2008

Monkeyhead 

Monkeyhead (Muhng-kee-hed)
-noun
To be either:
a. Daniel
----OR----
b. -A face that looks like a monkey
-Has skin like monkey
Daniel is a monkeyhead., That black person is a monkeyhead.
Monkeyhead by TheCumbackKids January 11, 2009

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.
"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.
Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

Monkeymad 

Off the wall, crazy, outlandish, especially when applied to hairstyles.

Origin of this world is based on a series of mishear/translation (Oi Monkey Boy! -> She called you Monkey Man! -> Why did you call me monkeymad?)
My hair is a bit monkeymad today
Monkeymad by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

MonkeyBeard 

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008