Definitions by Jamfetto

fakeumentary

A video or film that purports information using a method that people in general believe to be in a format that provides factual information.

We watched a program on television about a historical event and found that the information was in error or not true. What a fakeumentary.

fakeumentary by Jamfetto June 6, 2010

Twatter 

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.

That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.

Twatter by jamfetto March 19, 2010

robotskeletonarmy 

A legion of bony skeletons with an affinity for hollowed out volcanoes.

While searching for the key to the volcano the robotskeletonarmy rested eating cheesy crackers.

robotskeletonarmy by jamfetto March 10, 2010

YAFI 

short for you're a friggin (or your "F" word of choice) idiot. Used for those who support idiotic ideas.

I was watching cable news listening to someone and the moderator should have just said ," YAFI YAFI YAFI".

YAFI by Jamfetto October 10, 2009

Siamese Profile Syndrome 

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.

My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

Siamese Profile Syndrome by Jamfetto June 23, 2009

Thumbuptomy 

The act of giving someone a "thumbs up" or one that gives theirself a thumbs up on a website.

No one was giving me a thumbs up on my report so I used the old thumbuptomy.

Thumbuptomy by Jamfetto April 6, 2009

Go Go Go Bun Bun 

What you utter when a small animal such as a Rabbit crosses your driving path or when you see an animal in traffic.

The rabbit crossed the road and my wife yelled out,"GO GO GO BUN BUN". "Missed it by that much", I said.

Go Go Go Bun Bun by Jamfetto March 25, 2009