Jamfetto's definitions

Thumbuptomy

The act of giving someone a "thumbs up" or one that gives theirself a thumbs up on a website.

No one was giving me a thumbs up on my report so I used the old thumbuptomy.

by Jamfetto April 6, 2009

fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

Three O

Another way of stating that you're Out of Office .

Dude,I'm Three O for the week catch ya later.
His/Her Three O is still on .. we need to text him/her to change her status..

by Jamfetto February 19, 2009

wikibert

Those that follow the request(s) by Stephen Colbert The Colbert Report blindly changing wikiality to his way of thought ever changing historical truth. Oh well it's a better way to go than what we've been doing ..
Pronouced "WICK-EE-BEAR"

The wikibert comes out and changes reality at the request of it's leader.

by Jamfetto December 14, 2008

Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.

That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.

by jamfetto March 19, 2010

faceoholic

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.

I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.

by Jamfetto December 20, 2008

Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.

My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

by Jamfetto June 23, 2009