Jamfetto's definitions

Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.

My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

by Jamfetto June 23, 2009

robotskeletonarmy

A legion of bony skeletons with an affinity for hollowed out volcanoes.

While searching for the key to the volcano the robotskeletonarmy rested eating cheesy crackers.

by jamfetto March 10, 2010

Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.

That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.

by jamfetto March 19, 2010

YAFI

short for you're a friggin (or your "F" word of choice) idiot. Used for those who support idiotic ideas.

I was watching cable news listening to someone and the moderator should have just said ," YAFI YAFI YAFI".

by Jamfetto October 10, 2009

fakeumentary

A video or film that purports information using a method that people in general believe to be in a format that provides factual information.

We watched a program on television about a historical event and found that the information was in error or not true. What a fakeumentary.

by Jamfetto June 6, 2010

wikibert

Those that follow the request(s) by Stephen Colbert The Colbert Report blindly changing wikiality to his way of thought ever changing historical truth. Oh well it's a better way to go than what we've been doing ..
Pronouced "WICK-EE-BEAR"

The wikibert comes out and changes reality at the request of it's leader.

by Jamfetto December 14, 2008

McStop

That hesitation people have after leaving the drive-in window to check their order.

I hope this person doesn't McStop on me after this order.

Look at that,he did a McStop and all he ordered was a drink.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007