Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

by Your new boss July 22, 2004

monkeypenisitis

an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina

BiBis was shocked when he was diagnosed with monkeypenisitis

by BiBis December 19, 2012

monkeypatching

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

by ナニカ August 28, 2023

monkeypenis

a ditty with round properties. like an orange song.
tune unkown.

monkeypenis, penis monkey!

by pretzel February 2, 2005

moneypants

noun
1. Pants made of US Dollars or other paper currency, held together by clear fabric, or lacquer.

adjective
1. Savvy, cool. Exhibiting the elegant sensibilities of one who wears moneypants.
2. Exhibiting excellent quality. Desirable. Worthy of praise.

1. Check out this new pair of moneypants that my sexy, streetwise seamstress girlfriend made for me. The sight of me wearing them certainly elicits feelings of envy and admiration in others, does it not?
2. That fellow is looking moneypants in his fancy new car.
3. Tonight my friends and I will be attending various parties in bars and fine houses throughout town. We will drink fine liquors and will converse with many beautiful, interesting women. It will be moneypants.

by Lymojo September 16, 2009

Monkeypads

Video game controllers, like those used on PlayStation and Nintendo game console systems.

David had mastered the use of monkeypads while playing Halo.

by masterofpads August 1, 2011