Monkeychunk

A palm-sized piece of excrement, firm in consistency and suitable for throwing.

Looking down into the toilet, Nancy beamed with pride at the monkeychunk she'd just pinched and in a primal moment, wished she were in the primate house at the zoo.

by URallabunchofidiots June 23, 2018

Monkeybunked

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

Monkeychoke

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

by Now You Know June 21, 2011

monkeyfunker

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

by JayKayJake July 15, 2008

Monkeyfunk

Basically just a slightly more polite word for 'fuck'

What the monkeyfunk happened last night?

by Matt Squires April 16, 2008

Monkeyshanked

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

monkeychunks

Slang term for vagina. Specifically referring to a lapsing state of personal hygiene exhibited by socially inept females.

Oh man, I was about to hit it with Bridgett last night, but her cooter stunk like monkeychunks, so I told her I had a headache and just went home.

by maxxx October 26, 2005