Monkeychunk
Looking down into the toilet, Nancy beamed with pride at the monkeychunk she'd just pinched and in a primal moment, wished she were in the primate house at the zoo.
Monkeychunk by URallabunchofidiots June 23, 2018
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Monkeybunked
Monkeybunked by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020
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Monkeychoke
Verb/Noun
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011
monkeyfunker
when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.
monkeyfunker by JayKayJake July 15, 2008
Monkeyfunk
Monkeyfunk by Matt Squires April 16, 2008
Monkeyshanked
Monkeyshanked by User_Name2 July 5, 2011
monkeychunks
Slang term for vagina. Specifically referring to a lapsing state of personal hygiene exhibited by socially inept females.
Oh man, I was about to hit it with Bridgett last night, but her cooter stunk like monkeychunks, so I told her I had a headache and just went home.
monkeychunks by maxxx October 26, 2005
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