6 definitions by URallabunchofidiots
Looking down into the toilet, Nancy beamed with pride at the monkeychunk she'd just pinched and in a primal moment, wished she were in the primate house at the zoo.
by URallabunchofidiots June 23, 2018
Eclipsturbator: (n) An individual who views a solar (or lunar) eclipse for the purpose of sexual gratification.
On August 21st, 2017, Bob drove thousands of miles for a two-minute view of the total solar eclipse. As he viewed the celestial event his face became flush and he noticed that his whole body was sweaty. His friends were right- he had become a full-fledged Eclipsturbator.
by URallabunchofidiots August 21, 2017
(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.
by URallabunchofidiots July 11, 2018
Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.
by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023
James was dumbfounded and more than a little bit confused when he discovered that the party he was attending was a gender blender; every dude and every chick in the place looked like Rosie O'donnell.
by URallabunchofidiots July 7, 2018
Willis, recovering from a bad case of allergies, hawked a really gross lung monkey onto Gayle's fuzzy sweater.
by URallabunchofidiots June 30, 2018