Monkeychops
Hello monkeychops!
Monkeychops by Kate Williams August 18, 2003
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Monkeychoke
Verb/Noun
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011
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MonkeyHorseShit by David November 23, 2002
[monkeychoker]
One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).
Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.
[monkeychoker] by Davion Williams January 19, 2009
monkey chops
when i need a home and ive got no-one to trust or share, i got a £50 note and burned it with a match using a-level maths to chant to jerry springer when it is really crap, i used to have a telivisiion but the sprites died. The monkey chops ate me with their leader some call Jebus, but some call geoff
monkey chops by Ralfh October 14, 2004
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