16 definitions by Davion Williams
The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
by Davion Williams October 21, 2008
The process of show changing.You turn to one show,then you see another,more interesting show so you turn to it,then a better show comes along and so forth until you find the best show for you.
Man so many kick ass shows were on last night,Manswers,porn,basketball and football!I did a long tubechain trying to decide what to watch.
by Davion Williams October 9, 2008
One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).
Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.
by Davion Williams October 6, 2008
Hot As Hell.Used when typing on a computer when you're too tired from heat exhaustion to write out the words,"hot as hell" on a status or in a message.Can be used as tired as hell by changing the first letter.
by Davion Williams April 21, 2009
when you drink or eat something while goin to the bathroom and the same time,normally did when going number one but number two is occasional
Dude I did not feel like wasting time before my big meeting and i was really hungry so I did an in/outbox to speed things up.
by Davion Williams September 10, 2008
When you look at someones profile and their picture looks so good,you think they must be hot so you request them,then you see all their other piks and they look so bad it makes you ask "why did i request them?".
I met this chick on myspace and she was hot,or at least i thought she was til i saw her other pictures and i found out that she was a one pic wonder.
by Davion Williams May 20, 2009
when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.
Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd
by Davion Williams April 11, 2009