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monkeybrain 

1) The act of showing ones testicles to someone for amusement not sexual gratitude

2) When you squueze your foreskin tightly knotting up your balls
Im gonna Monkeybrain your sister while shes sleeping
monkeybrain by michael lowe May 25, 2007
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Monkeyprank 

To send someone random images of monkeys until they respond
j: B, why are you sending me tons of images of monkeys?
M: He’s trying to monkeyprank you
J: What does that mean??
L: To send random images of monkeys until they respond
J: Oh gosh
Monkeyprank by Ace the simp May 4, 2023

Overthink Monkey brain 

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane
People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube
Overthink Monkey brain by Snotcore February 12, 2023

Monkey Brain 

When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.
She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.

Monkey Brain 

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.
Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.
Monkey Brain by nahor macca November 2, 2020

Monkey Brain 

Monkey Brain ; Adjective . Used to describe people like youtuber CDawgVA
Garnt : You make litcherally no sense

Joey : That’s because Connor has a monkey brain

moneybrains 

Moneybrains describes the effect of a person's bank account on their self-assessment of their intelligence level in which having a lot of money is mistaken for evidence of being smart. Can be used as a noun and probably more uses as well if you are creative with language.
Hey moneybrains, everyone but you, apparently, knew that healthcare in America was complicated!
moneybrains by Eli Mckenzie May 1, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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