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Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.
"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

Monkeypants 

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.
"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."
Monkeypants by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

Monkeyshanked 

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again
Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!
Monkeyshanked by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

monkeydrunk 

The act of getting drunk by drinking nothing but banana daiquiris, or any other variety of banana flavored alcoholic beverages.
Ted spent the entire evening getting monkeydrunk.
monkeydrunk by A Cup of Shirt March 25, 2019

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.
Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!
monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003