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monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana
yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist
That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!
Monkeyboard by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011

monkeybox 

a computer or typewriter - inspired by the infinite monkey theory
Anyway, I guess I should get back on the monkeybox, boss needs this TPS report by 5.
monkeybox by OwenP October 11, 2007

Monkeybone 

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.
I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...
Monkeybone by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

monkeylover 

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys
that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.
monkeylover by asspirate July 20, 2003

MonkeyBox 

a four piece original band from Adelaide playing light acoustic rock. With catchy hooks, harmonious melodies and influences such as Nickelback, Live, Powderfinger, Jeff Buckley, John Mayer and from their own life experiences.

The band consists of Brett (Bloke) (Lead Vocals / Rhythm Guitar), Grant (Lead Guitar/Back up Vocals), Matt Ragless (Bass) , Animal (Drums) as well as Trudie, our manager.
MonkeyBox Maxi Out of the Cold Bare Barefoot
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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