an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.

poor man's computer