asspirate's definitions

monkeylover

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys

that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.

by asspirate July 20, 2003

quadcycle

a 4 wheeled vehicle that very slow.

we call my friend's 96 dx protege the quadcycle because we cant call it a bicycle.

by asspirate July 20, 2003

counterstrike

a dead horse that everyone should stop beating.

CS blows my hairy cock.

by asspirate January 5, 2004

BAzing!

A much more updated and cooler way to say zing

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: What aren't I doing? Ohhhhh, BAAAzing!
Person 1: Jesus hates you.

by AssPirate November 7, 2004

taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 7, 2004