Monkeyboard

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A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist

That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!

Monkeyboard by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011

Words you can keep

Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.

Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.

Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

Related Words

Monkeyboard • MonkeyBeard • Moneyboard • Monkeytard • Monkeybird • Monkeybar Effect • e-monkeytard • Sexual Monkeybars • monkey bar • monkey barring

Monkeybird

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.

"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"

Monkeybird by Johnsonville May 2, 2005

MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.

Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?

Monkeybar Effect by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

monkeybar by j-cow September 4, 2006

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

Monkeybeard by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026