monkeybater

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023

monkeybate

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

by Ultbator August 19, 2019

Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.

Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?

by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010

monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 12, 2003

Monkabater

The act of using a hairy palm to perform the purple monkey dishwasher.

Karl is a monkabater.

by Jonny HC February 9, 2013