monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

Monkeydonia

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

Monkeybunked

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

monkeywork

Any repetitive time-wasting task not fit for a monkey. Busy work, drill and practice, boring school work, a waste of effort, something mindless.

I spent all morning on monkeywork!
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.

by Max Girard September 10, 2007

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

by karteler July 19, 2014

MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM

a cult dedicated to the fellow primates. it is one of the most greatly appreciated legends and is still known today. ducceducce is an ally to monkemonke. it is once theorized that monkemonke and donkedonke were once in a serious fight, leaving them as enemies, we never saw them together again. monkemonke is known to have brown fur head to toe, excluding the face, hands, and feet. the cult is formed of dedicated members who spend precious hours of their life worshipping to monkemonke. MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM is one of the most prestigious cults ever created and remains one until the end.

Hey, we better get going, we're gonna miss the MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM meeting, hurry up!

by monkemonke worshipper January 3, 2022

monkeywork

Any repetitive time-wasting task not fit for a monkey. Busy work, drill and practice, boring school work, a waste of effort, something mindless.

I spent all morning on monkeywork!
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.

by Max Girard December 9, 2008