Monkeytonker 

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022

You are a monkeytonker

Monkeytonker by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022

monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

monkeyboner by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

monkeyfunker 

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

monkeyfunker by JayKayJake July 15, 2008