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Donkeyboner 

something that is said inanely and completely randomly by someone who has Tourette's syndrome
As I was talking to my friend with Tourette's he "DONKEYBONER!" said, well yah there it is...
Donkeyboner by Bitch107 August 19, 2008
Words you can keep

donkey boner 

In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series
The letter Eric sends to Chriss:

Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!

Eric Cartman
donkey boner by donkey boner October 27, 2007

Donkeypower 

The power to stay chill and be good buds.
"People talk about horsepower, but they forget about donkeypower. That's the power to stay chill and be good buds."
Donkeypower by Agus1 March 21, 2017

monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana
yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

Donkeypower 

The units of power of a piece of shit car.
The piece of shit car in front of me must only have a 100 donkeypower engine.
Donkeypower by chulin May 23, 2009

Donkey-boner 

The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner
Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!
Donkey-boner by Manny Romirez September 2, 2009

Donkey Boner Flu 

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...
Donkey Boner Flu by Huava June 17, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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