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donkey boner 

In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series
The letter Eric sends to Chriss:

Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!

Eric Cartman
donkey boner by donkey boner October 27, 2007

Donkeypower 

The power to stay chill and be good buds.
"People talk about horsepower, but they forget about donkeypower. That's the power to stay chill and be good buds."
Donkeypower by Agus1 March 21, 2017

monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana
yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

Donkeypower 

The piece of shit car in front of me must only have a 100 donkeypower engine.
Donkeypower by chulin May 23, 2009

Donkey-boner 

The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner
Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!
Donkey-boner by Manny Romirez September 2, 2009

Donkey Boner Flu 

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...
Donkey Boner Flu by Huava June 17, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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