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A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.
You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.

That type of money 

I'd love to go skiing but who's got that type of money?
That type of money by Bob the lob January 29, 2022

monkeytype 

monkeytype is a typing webiste with lots of settings and customization.
I have been practicing my typing on monkeytype for the past year!
monkeytype by g598 May 2, 2022

Monkeytype 

A game always played by Texpo Tang. Because his typing sound is too loud, everyone tries to mock him. Texpo always shows his typing speed to others, but actually no one cares.
Teacher: "What's Texpo doing with his laptop mate?"
Me: "His playing monkeytype mate"
Teacher: "Texpo, put it away or I AM GONNA SEND YOU OUT"
Monkeytype by Fat duck pro April 26, 2023

monkeys and typewriters 

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."