A game always played by Texpo Tang. Because his typing sound is too loud, everyone tries to mock him. Texpo always shows his typing speed to others, but actually no one cares.
Teacher: "What's Texpo doing with his laptop mate?"
Me: "His playing monkeytype mate"
Teacher: "Texpo, put it away or I AM GONNA SEND YOU OUT"
A location where anyone can create,edit,or changetruth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.
"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.
an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).