Mongols 

n. A 1%er motorcycle gang and organized crime syndicate whose headquarters is located in SoCal, originally formed in 1969 by Hispanic Vietnam War veterans who had been denied entry into Hell's Angels due to their race. They are notorious for some of their criminal activity, including drug dealing (esp. methamphetamine), money laundering, robbery, extortion, illegal possession of firearms, and murder. Ask anyone who knows motorcycle gangs well, and they will probably tell you that the Mongols are one of the most notorious and badass motorcycle gangs in the world.

Biker Dude: I'm gonna get initiated into the Mongols, cuz I'm a badass motherfucker.
Friend: I'd like to see you try!

Mongols by loop zoop July 15, 2011

The Mongols 

The exception to every civilized nation in the world.

"Unless you are, of course, The Mongols."

The Mongols by PooseyDecimator March 29, 2020

Botox-Mongol 

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.

- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."

Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021

War Mongol 

War Mongol, a.k.a. botox-Mongol, Vladolf Putler or Vlad the Poisoner etc. - the civilized world has a lot of names for this creep. Vlad is obsessed with restoring Russia to superpower, but it is still and will remain a developing country, yet with a nuclear weapon. This warmonger has begun to believe his own propaganda without talking about propaganda saturated sovoks whose state of mind has always been prone to propakanda and has made them the most ignorant peasants in the world - now this power-hungry prick has attacked against Ukraine to get more Lebensraum.

Mongols such as Genghis Khan and his sons were the worst mass murderers in history, but the combination of Mongols and the Russians is not too shy to kill civilians, as seen in Chechnya and Syria, a children's hospital in Ukraine is an excellent target for these savages because Ukrainians are "fascists." Putler's mental state is declining 'cause his time is running out, he is 69 and has a great future behind him.

General Patton knew these creatures, a part of his statement on 8 August 1945:
"The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russians have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

That fuckin' War Mongol has badly miscalculated by invading Ukraine.

War Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek March 18, 2022

mongolian midway point 

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.

While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

mongolian midway point by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014

Mongoosed 

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

Mongoosed by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

mongolian tree frog 

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

mongolian tree frog by P-Nut August 28, 2014