A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.
by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we canβt afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
by Fatty July 02, 2003
I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.
Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.
by Bill Smales September 07, 2006
A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
by LudwigVan December 06, 2003
A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
by shineon January 30, 2008
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