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Completely stoned.
I'm mongoled of this blunt.
Mongoled by Mongooseog October 29, 2018
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Sexual term used to describe women getting dominated in bedroom by big (endowed) asian men. It is reference to what the mongol empire did during there time conquering half the world with an army of many different asian men.
Adam: That girl with a fat ass...I think she got mongoled?
James: Whats mongoled?
Adam: Big asian guy fucks a girl.
James: Oh another dumb porn reference.
Mongoled by cheekz_w July 7, 2024
Sexual term used to describe women getting dominated in bedroom by big (endowed) asian men. It is reference to what the mongol empire did during there time conquering half the world with an army of many different asian men.
Adam: That girl with a fat ass...I think she got mongoled?
James: Whats mongoled?
Adam: Big asian guy fucks a girl.
James: Oh another dumb porn reference.
Mongoled by cheekz_w July 7, 2024
To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.
Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man
mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

turd mongoler 

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
Word used by french canadian to define someone stupid. It's also a pejorative for people affected by the hydrocephalus disease.
a- Si y saute les 20 marches, c'est un esti de mongole.
b- Pour mes travaux communautaire, j'ai été obligé de m'occuper de mongoles dans une maison de fou.
mongole by Nihb June 13, 2005

cock mongoler 

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.
1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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