mongkhoun 

Mongkhoun is that one kid who tries to fit in to crowds but fails miserably. But somehow people like him and let him be friends with them. He is quiet around people he doesn't know but is very open and is more aggressive near people he knows. He makes funny jokes from time to time but mostly he doesn't make funny jokes. He is a big gamer and loves Fortnite, a LOT. He likes the top trends unless they sound too dumb to him.

Wow, Mongkhoun is a really good friend once you get to know him!

mongkhoun by FireKing1570 November 9, 2018

bob monkhouse

A very funny man,sadly dead now.
a incredible adlibber on stage or in an interview

game show host and comeidan

bob monkhouse by graham smith July 7, 2005

mongounish buffoonery 

mon-goon-ish ba-foon-ary

An expression used to describe an act of pure stupidity or ignorance.

When your friend asks you to do something stupid, you would say:
I will have no part of this mongounish buffoonery!
The way they run this company is pure mongounish buffoonery.

mongounish buffoonery by rrmightymena April 10, 2011

Monkhousen Syndrome

An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.

Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.

Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.

Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!

Monkhousen Syndrome by cwhite20 October 23, 2009

minghound 

A female with an extemely objectional face. See "minger"

"My God Frank - you've brought home a minghound"

minghound by Anonymous February 27, 2003

monghongalahoogas 

A funny word for boobs

Yo jeff,

look at them monghongalahoogas

monghongalahoogas by Monghongalahoogas man August 21, 2021

bob's your monkhouse 

same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse

bob's your monkhouse!

bob's your monkhouse by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008