mong-ed 

Same as mong'ead.

numpty, etc.

Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.

mong-ed by F A B Scott June 24, 2006

monged 

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

monged by cup December 12, 2003

Monged Out 

A term used to refer to someone who is unable to speak due to a large intake of cannabis

Don't even talk to that guy, he is monged out!

Monged Out by Goodguygav February 21, 2011

monged out 

when a person has consumed to much substance and is in a stage of catharsis.

Have you seen the state of Bob? yeah, he Monged Out on the sofa

monged out by wood chuck chucker December 28, 2008

MONGED 

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

MONGED by breny January 18, 2005

monged 

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

monged by Chris_P May 3, 2005

Ming-Monged 

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

Ming-Monged by Karl/S September 21, 2008