ead

An abbreviation for, and a way to say "eat a dick" to a knobhead or imbecile.

"Hey Schnick! ead!"

by moistdoodoopuss January 30, 2012

ead

to get a fat chick, fold the fat together then have sex with the crease

bro, i would ead the shit out of her

by earsex isnice September 27, 2007

EAD

1) a three letter acronym for "EAT A DICK"

2) A shortcut to tell someone to go eat a dick

EAD dale!~

by D0uGY January 06, 2003

EAD

Eat a dick.

Why did John punch you?
I told him to EAD.

by McOrgasm November 16, 2015

Eading

To eat a book.

I can't write that report today, I'm eading.

by Dorian Storme May 01, 2013

EAD

Military slang for Eat a Dick. Generally means that you've just been given a shitty task that noone wants to do.

EAD chump, better you than me!

by Yuppivore March 29, 2011

EADS

EADS, or European Aeronautic Defence and Space Company is the second largest defense company in the world with revenues of over 30 billion euros. It owns, among other companies, Airbus, which is the make of the gigantic A380. It also created the Eurofighter and is competing for the U.S. Tanker bid worth about 100 billion dollars. It is the true European company.

Jack: Yo, I saw EADS is working on a stealth combat drone that can do Air to Air fights.
Daniel: Wow, Boeing is gonna shit their pants.

by Smartaz January 31, 2006