Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 25, 2006

ming mong

Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.

That guy is a ming mong.
They are all Newhaven ming mongs

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

ming mong

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.

"Awww, what a cute little ming mong, I just want to pick it up and squeeze it!"

by spadam01 July 03, 2012

Ming Mong

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:

<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong

by Ringocarr May 09, 2009

ming mong

someone who is really ugly, so god damn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.

OMG! you see that ming mong!

by da mac May 10, 2005

Ming Mong

Someone who is stupid and ugly at the same time

That person is such a ming mong.

by RollingJovi January 26, 2021

Ming mong

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney

Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile

by Stella atois October 07, 2019