mombear

A mom that has six children that drives around in an old chevy van that lost both running boards and the grill to a herd of deer.

A mom that has other moms, dads, and children running in fear. No one messes with the mombear.

Suzy: "Your kid is so stupid."

Mombear: "You're about to get your butt handed to you. Don't be talking about my kid like that!"

by mombearpower February 2, 2013

mombarded

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.

20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.

by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

momobear

A man who is not the best looking but somehow still sexually attractive. They spend most if their time behind a screen to find a date not knowing they will be loved in real life.

Did you hear about momobear?
Momobear needs some love.

by odsome May 24, 2021

Mombeav

MILF pussy. Mom beaver. Typically the pussy if a hot mommy in her late 20s and 30s.

Dude I would love to hit your mother’s mombeav.

I saw my mother’s mombeav last night. She’s shaved.

That milf has a hairy mombeav. I’d like to sniff it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Mombeast

Originated in Johnstown Pennsylvania. A mombeast is a mother, who doesn't take any crap from anyone. She is a unique mother, who will do just about anything for any kid, but if you make her mad, watch out! She typically will use a Swiffer, mop, or fly-swatter to get her point across. She is a strong, independent woman who you should be scared of.

That woman there, she is a mombeast!!!

by CStefan September 14, 2009

Momeara

The dopest shit around.

Man that car is momeara, damn.

by some guy December 22, 2004

mombercrombie

Fugly old thin white trashy moms with stretch mark accented tramp stamps who shop at abercrombie & fitch.

OMG! I was so like totally in abercrombie & fitch yesterday and there was this gross mombercrombie shopping there.
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Poor Jenny, her mom is so mombercrombie.

by Jillian B December 19, 2008