momobear

A man who is not the best looking but somehow still sexually attractive. They spend most if their time behind a screen to find a date not knowing they will be loved in real life.

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momobear by odsome May 24, 2021

mombear 

A mom that has six children that drives around in an old chevy van that lost both running boards and the grill to a herd of deer.

A mom that has other moms, dads, and children running in fear. No one messes with the mombear.

Suzy: "Your kid is so stupid."

Mombear: "You're about to get your butt handed to you. Don't be talking about my kid like that!"

mombear by mombearpower February 2, 2013

Momo Bear 

a rare species of the momus bearus variety

"There was a momo bear on the loose, but luckily there was a bearcatcher on the prowl"

Momo Bear by Jonjo Pencilcase December 13, 2006