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Mombert

American Idol Season 8 contestant, Adam Lambert's, mother. Most fans call Adam's mother -Leila Lambert- this.
Person 1: -sees Leila- OMG IT'S MOMBERT!!!1!
by This is my username March 26, 2010
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mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
by Clive London November 29, 2007
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MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.
I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.
by Groeber field March 5, 2019
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Mommertz

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.
I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.
by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012
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Moobert

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.
by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003
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memberton

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock
"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"
by Air-eye February 11, 2006
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moebert

The full name for anyone who is referred to as Moe.
A: Hey nice to meet you, what's your name?
B: Nice to meet you too, its Moebert but you can call me Moe.
by whatsinyourwallet June 2, 2019
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