Mombert 

American Idol Season 8 contestant, Adam Lambert's, mother. Most fans call Adam's mother -Leila Lambert- this.

Person 1: -sees Leila- OMG IT'S MOMBERT!!!1!

Mombert by This is my username March 26, 2010

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER 

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER by Groeber field March 5, 2019

Mommertz 

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

Mommertz by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

Moobert 

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.

Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.

Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

memberton 

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

memberton by Air-eye February 11, 2006

moebert

The full name for anyone who is referred to as Moe.

A: Hey nice to meet you, what's your name?
B: Nice to meet you too, its Moebert but you can call me Moe.

moebert by whatsinyourwallet June 2, 2019