Momber, is a mom Uber driver that takes kids to and from sporting event, school, after school activities and supplies juice boxes and snacks while the kids kick back and argue.
Come on y’all the momber is ready to take us to school and she has juice boxes and Chocolate milk.
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.