Momber

Momber, is a mom Uber driver that takes kids to and from sporting event, school, after school activities and supplies juice boxes and snacks while the kids kick back and argue.

Come on y’all the momber is ready to take us to school and she has juice boxes and Chocolate milk.

by ADHDMom February 17, 2023

Lowres Member

Creatures from the lowest pit of hell. Obsessed with cum and lolis and obviously low resolution memes. There's no saving them.

Guy1: Have you heard anything about **** lately?
Guy2: I heard he became a Lowres Member.
Guy1: Oh lowd, he needs to be erased.

by Roswaal October 20, 2022

upstanding member

Hard on erection

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member

by Tonythetiler July 29, 2021

Mober

Someone who exclusively dedicates their time to video games of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena genre (MOBAs)

Person 1: "Man, that guy was really good at league, he destroyed us!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be a real Mober."

by ape711 August 19, 2022

Hammer Legion Member

A word filter on the steam forums thats transforms the word "Fanboy" into "Hammer Legion Member" to prevent it being thrown around so much.

Guy1: MW2 will be a great game, stop being such a PC Hammer Legion Member.
Guy2: Suck my balls you consoletards.

by felmcbadbeard November 5, 2009

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

by Clive London November 29, 2007

Member

A dick. Often used by fan fiction authors, because 'penis' is a turnoff, and saying 'cock' or 'dick' a million times is boring.

She felt up his member.

by Ermagherdwhores March 19, 2019