6 definitions by spin sycle

mallstitute

Teenage girls, typically 13 or 14 who hang out at the mall all the time and think they are HOT!

Dude, the mallstitutes are out in full force on the weekends.

by spin sycle October 6, 2006

snarkalicious

a really good snide remark at someone

wow, that talk show host is really snarkalicious with paris.

by spin sycle April 28, 2006

office sniper

a toxic sort of coworker who makes snide remarks to you in an effort to make you feel inadequate, usually out of jealousy.

the office sniper told the girl to watch herself with her boss when in reality, the boss really liked how the girl was performing.

by spin sycle May 5, 2006

christyrant

Also christyrranical. Any Christian who refuses to listen to outside religious views, rejects that any other lifeway or worldview could exist, that he/she is utterly and completely right about religion.

Mike wouldn't listen to Bob about Buddhism, instead Mike acted like a total christyrant. How Christyrannical of him.

by spin sycle December 22, 2006

snarcotic

snark + narcotic, applied as an adjective

D-listed is snarcotic, I can't stop reading it.

by spin sycle April 28, 2006

stripper chow

that wad of one dollar bills you get in change or have in your wallet, often used to tip strippers.

Ed only had a twenty dollar bill to pay for the cigarettes he was buying and the cashier gave him back some stripper chow for change.

by spin sycle October 30, 2007