molespi

PFC Legaspi

His real name is molespi
Molespi the Musty Molester

by The Real William October 30, 2021

molespi

A term used to define a musty molester
PFC Legaspi

His real name is Molespi the musty molester

by The Real William October 30, 2021

molestious

giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.

by theMothershed July 7, 2011

moleshit

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.

lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.

by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

Molepiece

A mole is a unit of measurement used to express amounts of a chemical substance, defined as an amount of a substance that contains as many elementary entities. In essence it relates to something large.

A piece can have multiple meanings from just being used an abbreviation/short name for something e.g. you piece of shit! to anything more generalised e.g. nice piece!

The term Molepiece brings these two majestic meanings together allowing the instigator of said word full artistic license over it's meaning. It can be used most commonly in the workplace to avoid finding oneself in an angry boss situation or inevitable HR incident.

1. You are such a molepiece
2. My boss is a molepiece
3. Suck my molepiece
4. Complete molepiece

by Spudmund December 14, 2012

moleskine

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.

"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."

by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

Molescipy

A senerio where 2 people both reach for the same thing then they both pull back.

A MOLESCIPY is where, 2 people reach for the door, then they both pull back thinking that the other person was going to get it.

by Isaac Witlin December 19, 2010