molespi
molespi by The Real William October 30, 2021
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molespi
molespi by The Real William October 30, 2021
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molespi • moleskine • molestigate • Malespin • Modespice Extra++ • Molepiece • molesbian • Molescipy • moleshit • Molesinator
molestious
molestious by theMothershed July 7, 2011
moleshit
when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.
me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...
lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.
me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.
lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.
george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...
lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.
me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.
lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.
george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
moleshit by ihatemoles January 2, 2009
Molepiece
A mole is a unit of measurement used to express amounts of a chemical substance, defined as an amount of a substance that contains as many elementary entities. In essence it relates to something large.
A piece can have multiple meanings from just being used an abbreviation/short name for something e.g. you piece of shit! to anything more generalised e.g. nice piece!
The term Molepiece brings these two majestic meanings together allowing the instigator of said word full artistic license over it's meaning. It can be used most commonly in the workplace to avoid finding oneself in an angry boss situation or inevitable HR incident.
A piece can have multiple meanings from just being used an abbreviation/short name for something e.g. you piece of shit! to anything more generalised e.g. nice piece!
The term Molepiece brings these two majestic meanings together allowing the instigator of said word full artistic license over it's meaning. It can be used most commonly in the workplace to avoid finding oneself in an angry boss situation or inevitable HR incident.
moleskine
A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.
Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.
No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.
Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.
No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.
moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006
Molescipy
A MOLESCIPY is where, 2 people reach for the door, then they both pull back thinking that the other person was going to get it.
Molescipy by Isaac Witlin December 19, 2010
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