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molestious 

giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.
Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.
molestious by theMothershed July 7, 2011
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molestitute 

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.
1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.
molestitute by Honey Bell January 12, 2006

Molestimus Prime

(noun)

Leader of the Molesticons. Sworn enemy of ChrisHansenTron.

See collegehumor.com/picture:1925552
Holy sh*t that's not a Free Candy Van, its Molestimus Prime!

Molesties 

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.
Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.
Molesties by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007

All your ancestors child molestors 

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.
(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

Molesterious 

An unsavory character poorly attempting to conceal his / her intent.
Did you see that molesterious guy keep staring at those kids over his book, he's really creeping me out.
Molesterious by Davis Avis February 10, 2009

molestuous

where a person in high school dates someone 7+ his/her age and they are intimately involved
Jack and Jill are in a molestuous relationship being as Jack is 21 and Jill is 14
molestuous by J.R. GREEN September 22, 2004
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