moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.

"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."

moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

Moleskine 

a skinned mole who has been turned into a diary for a 16 year old white girl.

"Omg you have a moleskine diary!"

" skinned it myself using my ugg boots and iPhone 6+ "

Moleskine by Maybe_fatal April 9, 2015

moleskine 

an over-priced notepad that could be purchased elsewhere for a considerably cheaper price

Moleskines are expensive

Person 1: Wow, this dinner is so expensive!
Person 2: Yes it is, but we could have purchased 1/2 a moleskin instead if you prefer..
Person 1: No way

moleskine by Oh, him again August 5, 2011

Boleskine 

Jimmy Page's house on Loch Ness, formerly owned by Aliester Crowley

Dude, some spooky shit once happened at Boleskine.

Boleskine by Ledhead July 22, 2006

Moleskates 

Skates with moles for wheels

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'

Moleskates by sneakybitch March 20, 2009

moleskin 

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.

Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.

moleskin by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005