by theMothershed February 01, 2011
A person who utilizes blending technology to pre-masticate hotdogs in order to dominate their consumption.
Col B: “Did you observe that man eat that hot dog with such fervor? He is a real glizzy gobbler!”
Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”
Related: glizzy gobbler
Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”
Related: glizzy gobbler
by theMothershed January 05, 2021
by theMothershed July 07, 2011
A vagina suffering the ill effects of neglect due to a global pandemic originating in the Wuhan province of China
Between my ChinaVagina and the ‘73 bush, I’m going to need a lot of #selfcare before my next Tinder train.
by theMothershed January 31, 2021
Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’
Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
by theMothershed November 28, 2018
The act of allowing one's emotional sensitivity to jump a train to nutsville, hindering any human interaction impossible and usually followed by strange and irrational stunts of some kind.
Liz: What happened with you and Suzy?
Beth: I'm not sure, after the match I said "it's ok, You'll do better next time" and she went all Psycho Sensitive and started screaming and making threats to sodomize my cat with a pineapple!
Beth: I'm not sure, after the match I said "it's ok, You'll do better next time" and she went all Psycho Sensitive and started screaming and making threats to sodomize my cat with a pineapple!
by theMothershed February 01, 2011
The numbers don’t lie. Pound for pound, hot dog dominance is easier achieved by doing the glizzy guzzle.
by theMothershed January 05, 2021