A person who utilizes blending technology to pre-masticate hotdogs in order to dominate their consumption.
Col B: “Did you observe that man eat that hot dog with such fervor? He is a real glizzy gobbler!”
Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”
Related: glizzy gobbler
Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”
Related: glizzy gobbler
by theMothershed January 05, 2021
by theMothershed February 21, 2011
Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’
Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
by theMothershed November 28, 2018
The numbers don’t lie. Pound for pound, hot dog dominance is easier achieved by doing the glizzy guzzle.
by theMothershed January 05, 2021
The act of allowing one's emotional sensitivity to jump a train to nutsville, hindering any human interaction impossible and usually followed by strange and irrational stunts of some kind.
Liz: What happened with you and Suzy?
Beth: I'm not sure, after the match I said "it's ok, You'll do better next time" and she went all Psycho Sensitive and started screaming and making threats to sodomize my cat with a pineapple!
Beth: I'm not sure, after the match I said "it's ok, You'll do better next time" and she went all Psycho Sensitive and started screaming and making threats to sodomize my cat with a pineapple!
by theMothershed February 21, 2011
by theMothershed July 07, 2011
A vagina suffering the ill effects of neglect due to a global pandemic originating in the Wuhan province of China
Between my ChinaVagina and the ‘73 bush, I’m going to need a lot of #selfcare before my next Tinder train.
by theMothershed January 30, 2021