moleshit 

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.

lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.

moleshit by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

moeshit 

Pejorative term for an anime/manga/video game/etc. that features moe characters. Typically used for a series in which cute girls do cute things, with very little plot or character development.

You watch Lucky Star? Miss me with that moeshit.

moeshit by Ren90 February 16, 2019

molestitute 

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.

1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.

molestitute by Honey Bell January 12, 2006

muleshit

Being insanely stubborn

He is so muleshit, he continued claiming he was right despite the fact that 3 encyclopedias showed different.

muleshit by ImANimrod April 11, 2007

moeshit 

Any piece of Japanese animation that is not part of the Dragon Ball franchise.

I HATE moeshit!

moeshit by DrDaimou February 20, 2021

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021