when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.
me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...
lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.
me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.
lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.
george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...
lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.
me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.
lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.
george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
by ihatemoles January 2, 2009
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1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.
2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.
2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.
by Honey Bell January 12, 2006
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When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
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