Mossbian

Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.

Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!

Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!

by ILoveTheThirdMan October 29, 2011

Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.

I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.

by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019