moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.

Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?

by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.

oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes

by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022

Misener

The Ultimate in obvious Cool.. if your not a Misener, you are not as cool as you could be.. Don't be a second rate person when you can be a Misener.

Holy crap dude! That Misener is the ultimate in ultimate everything.. nothing that possibly be more wicked awesome!

by the_Sean January 12, 2009

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

Moisten

Wet slightly

Let's moisten the hummus!

by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017

moistinestness

SUPER moist and gushy in one word

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022