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Something dry that should've been more moist.
The muffins would've tasted better if they were moister.
Moister by nanowin November 9, 2012
Ew it’s so hot out here my moister is sweating
Moister by carrassonne October 13, 2018
A person who regularly partakes in moist behaviours
“You heard about joe trying to flirt with birds on yubo”
“Yeah mate what a moister”
Moister by Kellett October 5, 2020
A person who hates the word 'moist'.
Sometimes I like to whisper the word 'moist' into her ear. She really hates that. She's a real moister.
moister by I Shall Die Here April 19, 2022

Moister than an Oyster 

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.
Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

Moister Oyster 

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.
After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.
Moister Oyster by bemadthen December 20, 2010
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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