Moister
Moister by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017
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moister
Sometimes I like to whisper the word 'moist' into her ear. She really hates that. She's a real moister.
moister by I Shall Die Here April 19, 2022
Moister than an Oyster
Moister than an Oyster by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017
Moister Oyster
After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.
Moister Oyster by bemadthen December 20, 2010
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"