Chugged

When you are conned out of money by a chugger

Got chugged last night by some chugger wanting money for dying dogs

by daveuk123 November 08, 2022

hurpfully

Slang for hopefully

Well hurpfully I can get back to you later today.

by daveuk123 March 15, 2018

instacancer

The cancer of Instagram, and the detrimental effect on peoples minds who live their life through social media

I can't stop looking at Instagram, it's given me instacancer.

by daveuk123 October 08, 2020

throw a paddy

To throw a tantrum, to show upset

He was not happy about being overlooked for promotion, I was leaving as he started to throw a paddy

by daveuk123 April 25, 2018

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

Nouvelle cuisine

Fuck all food
A very small amount of food

Nouvelle cuisine, french for fuck all

by daveuk123 June 16, 2023

poshtard

A person who is considered as posh but at the same time is a fucking idiot.

That guy is related to the Queen or something, but man is he stupid, he's a poshtard

by daveuk123 May 03, 2021