daveuk123's definitions

veganati

The organisation of militant vegans, pushing their ideology on everyone through a sustained campaign of meateater bashing and telling the world their lifestyle choice.

"Christ look out, the Veganati are out in force today"

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

poshtard

A person who is considered as posh but at the same time is a fucking idiot.

That guy is related to the Queen or something, but man is he stupid, he's a poshtard

by daveuk123 May 3, 2021

instacancer

The cancer of Instagram, and the detrimental effect on peoples minds who live their life through social media

I can't stop looking at Instagram, it's given me instacancer.

by daveuk123 October 8, 2020

hurpfully

Slang for hopefully

Well hurpfully I can get back to you later today.

by daveuk123 March 15, 2018

Chugged

When you are conned out of money by a chugger

Got chugged last night by some chugger wanting money for dying dogs

by daveuk123 November 8, 2022

Nouvelle cuisine

Fuck all food
A very small amount of food

Nouvelle cuisine, french for fuck all

by daveuk123 June 16, 2023