Nouvelle cuisine

Fuck all food
A very small amount of food

Nouvelle cuisine, french for fuck all

by daveuk123 June 16, 2023

Chugged

When you are conned out of money by a chugger

Got chugged last night by some chugger wanting money for dying dogs

by daveuk123 November 08, 2022

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

veganati

The organisation of militant vegans, pushing their ideology on everyone through a sustained campaign of meateater bashing and telling the world their lifestyle choice.

"Christ look out, the Veganati are out in force today"

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

hurpfully

Slang for hopefully

Well hurpfully I can get back to you later today.

by daveuk123 March 15, 2018

throw a paddy

To throw a tantrum, to show upset

He was not happy about being overlooked for promotion, I was leaving as he started to throw a paddy

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

instacancer

The cancer of Instagram, and the detrimental effect on peoples minds who live their life through social media

I can't stop looking at Instagram, it's given me instacancer.

by daveuk123 October 08, 2020