daveuk123's definitions

Nouvelle cuisine

Fuck all food
A very small amount of food

Nouvelle cuisine, french for fuck all

by daveuk123 June 16, 2023

Chugged

When you are conned out of money by a chugger

Got chugged last night by some chugger wanting money for dying dogs

by daveuk123 November 8, 2022

poshtard

A person who is considered as posh but at the same time is a fucking idiot.

That guy is related to the Queen or something, but man is he stupid, he's a poshtard

by daveuk123 May 3, 2021

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

veganati

The organisation of militant vegans, pushing their ideology on everyone through a sustained campaign of meateater bashing and telling the world their lifestyle choice.

"Christ look out, the Veganati are out in force today"

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

instacancer

The cancer of Instagram, and the detrimental effect on peoples minds who live their life through social media

I can't stop looking at Instagram, it's given me instacancer.

by daveuk123 October 8, 2020

throw a paddy

To throw a tantrum, to show upset

He was not happy about being overlooked for promotion, I was leaving as he started to throw a paddy

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018